Last night I was up a bit late, re-reading a favorite novel. I wiggled a bit to get more comfortable, and I guess the motion disturbed DH. He rolled over and told me, "Monkeys! There's monkeys in the picture...putting a fresh coat of paint on the elephant." More than 12 hours later, I am *still* giggling and snorting randomly as I go about my day. I'm getting glared at a lot... And since I've posted his worst, I'll have to share mine. Several months ago, he was up later than I was. Something disturbed me, and I started giggling. He asked what was so funny, to which I replied, "You spelled toilet paper wrong! Heeheehee..." Alright, everybody else fess up, too! What insane things have you/your partner said while asleep?