So I went to the bank to put in my paycheck and it asked if I wanted an envelope. I said yes and it spit one out. It had a place to write in the date & your name. I put my deposit slip in with my paycheck, licked it shut and as I was writing in my name, the screen turned black and it told me time had expired (it was maybe 15-20 seconds). Oh and I have to climb & in out of the truck because the drive-thru is too low for me to be able to sit in the truck and access the ATM. Then, the ATM stole my debit card! It wouldn't give it back!!! It didn't even offer to spit it back out!!! What a PITA! So now, not only do I not have a way to deposit my paycheck--I don't have any access to my money that's in my account, either! ARRRGHHH. Well, I have checks & "chicken money" but that's supposed to go towards coops & more birds. Oh and because of the 3-day weekend, I'm out of luck until TUESDAY as far as talking to anyone or getting any help. I decided to call & report my card as "lost/stolen," because I was fearful maybe the machine would spit it back out to someone else! Which means even if I got it back on Tuesday, it won't work and I have to shred it & wait a week for a new one to come in the mail which I have to activate and then wait for a new pin number to come in the mail.