Small Town Living

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Sugar Sand Farm, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. Sugar Sand Farm

    Sugar Sand Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 24, 2007
    North Florida
    some one sent this to me Its really cute and could be for any small town in the south Enjoy

    Things I learned living in my town
    1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
    2. Hittin deer with ur truck is a sport.
    3. u go muddin b4 church.
    4. John deere green is around every corner.
    5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words
    6. u know that "Knee high by the 4th of july" is talking about corn
    7. 'Jaw-P' means did ya'll go to the bathroom?
    8. The closest house to u is a mile down the road.
    9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
    10. There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
    11. Beer is appropriate for all meals and u start drinking it in ur sippy cup.
    12. u switch from heat to AC in one day.
    13. You know what a "dawg" is.
    14. You carry jumper cables in ur car for ur own car.
    15. Going to the mall is known as goin to Wal-Mart.
    16. The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
    17. You understand these jokes and send them to your perry friends
     
  2. turney31

    turney31 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    palestine texas
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  3. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    Just one more reason southerners are considered stupid and poorly educated.

    18. You think it's funny to run down people around you.

    Nothing personal, but I do get tired of people assuming I'm a backwards ignoramus just because I happen to live in the south. I have a great sense of humor, but bashing groups of people is not cute to me.
     
  4. silkieroo

    silkieroo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Thats cute! I like number 15!! [​IMG]
     
  5. welasharon

    welasharon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Okay, I was going good till number 17....perry friends?
    sharon
     
  6. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    (I don't know what Perry friends are either.)

    But I do know that if the possum is flat enough, it makes a
    pretty decent frisbee.

    One that your dog will play fetch with all day...
     
  7. welasharon

    welasharon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Unless they are people from Perry....I know where that is...
     
  8. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
    New Hampshire
    "...14. You carry jumper cables in ur car for ur own car...."

    Okay, I'm confused. I've been carrying jumper cables in my vehicle all these years for some other reason?? I mean sure, if I see someone who needs a jump, but isn't the point of them in case YOU break down?? [​IMG]
     
  9. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Silly Laura...

    You're in the north. That's like nowhere a true Southerner will go.

    In the South, we carry battery cables, tools and such to help other
    folks. Shucks, the spare tire in my trunk don't even fit my car...but it
    looks good, and it might fit someone else's car.
     
  10. Squishy

    Squishy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 2, 2011
    Florida
    What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
    A Northern fairy - tale starts, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."
     

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