some one sent this to me Its really cute and could be for any small town in the south Enjoy
Things I learned living in my town
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. Hittin deer with ur truck is a sport.
3. u go muddin b4 church.
4. John deere green is around every corner.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words
6. u know that "Knee high by the 4th of july" is talking about corn
7. 'Jaw-P' means did ya'll go to the bathroom?
8. The closest house to u is a mile down the road.
9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
10. There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
11. Beer is appropriate for all meals and u start drinking it in ur sippy cup.
12. u switch from heat to AC in one day.
13. You know what a "dawg" is.
14. You carry jumper cables in ur car for ur own car.
15. Going to the mall is known as goin to Wal-Mart.
16. The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
17. You understand these jokes and send them to your perry friends
Things I learned living in my town
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. Hittin deer with ur truck is a sport.
3. u go muddin b4 church.
4. John deere green is around every corner.
5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words
6. u know that "Knee high by the 4th of july" is talking about corn
7. 'Jaw-P' means did ya'll go to the bathroom?
8. The closest house to u is a mile down the road.
9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
10. There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
11. Beer is appropriate for all meals and u start drinking it in ur sippy cup.
12. u switch from heat to AC in one day.
13. You know what a "dawg" is.
14. You carry jumper cables in ur car for ur own car.
15. Going to the mall is known as goin to Wal-Mart.
16. The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
17. You understand these jokes and send them to your perry friends
