SNIFFER the drug sniffing dog

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

    Jul 14, 2007
    EXIT 109 on 95
    A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
    on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
    seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
    seat between them.

    The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked
    why it was allowed on the plane.

    The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and
    that the dog was a "drug-sniffing dog."

    He went on, "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
    I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

    The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said
    "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search".

    Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally
    sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

    Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the
    agent's arm.

    The agent said, "Good boy!", turned to the man and
    said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so
    I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities
    will apprehend her when we land."

    "Say, that's pretty neat" replied the first man.

    Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
    The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
    seconds, returned to his seat, and placed two paws on
    the agent's arm.

    The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
    I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

    "I like it!" said his seat mate.

    The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

    Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,
    sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to
    the agent, jumped into the middle seat and pooped all
    over the place.

    The first man was really grossed out by this behavior
    and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
    would act like that. He asked the agent, "What's going

    The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

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  2. wegotchickens

    wegotchickens DownSouth D'Uccles & Silkies

    Jul 5, 2007
    Sevier County, TN
    Oh EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww! [​IMG]
  3. TxChiknRanchers

    TxChiknRanchers Songster

    Aug 18, 2007
    Southeast Texas
    OH man i almost did the same thing just now !!

    Now that there is funny ! I dont care who you are!

  4. JenniferJoIN

    JenniferJoIN Songster

    Sep 10, 2007
    Southern Indiana
    What would my day be like without a little MDbucks humor? [​IMG]
  5. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
  6. McGoo

    McGoo Songster

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  7. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

    Oct 13, 2007
    [​IMG] NASTY!!!

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