"What do you think of BLACK AND WHITE cows?"
... "Did you buy a cow....?"
"Maybe."
"Is it black and white?"
"Maybe."
"What is it?"
This is when he held up his hands about a foot and a half apart and said, "It's about this big."
"...you bought a calf?"
"Maybe."
"Where am I supposed to keep the calf?"
"Where it is until we get our two acres."
"...why did you get a cow?"
"So you can raise it and have milk."
"So... I have a cow now?"
"Well, yeah."
"Can I have a mother cow too? I want milk now."
"Okay."
....
I guess... I have cows.
... "Did you buy a cow....?"
"Maybe."
"Is it black and white?"
"Maybe."
"What is it?"
This is when he held up his hands about a foot and a half apart and said, "It's about this big."
"...you bought a calf?"
"Maybe."
"Where am I supposed to keep the calf?"
"Where it is until we get our two acres."
"...why did you get a cow?"
"So you can raise it and have milk."
"So... I have a cow now?"
"Well, yeah."
"Can I have a mother cow too? I want milk now."
"Okay."
....

I guess... I have cows.