So, you think you know why the chicken crossed the road?? I think NOT!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by DENALI, May 6, 2008.

  1. DENALI

    DENALI Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BARACK OBAMA:

    The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!



    JOHN MC CAIN:

    My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.



    HILLARY CLINTON:

    When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn ' t about me.......



    DR. PHIL:

    The problem we have here is that this chicken won ' t realize that he must

    first deal with the problem on ' THIS ' side of the road before it goes

    after the problem on the ' OTHER SIDE ' of the road. What we need to do is

    help him realize how stupid he ' s acting by not taking on his ' CURRENT '

    problems before adding ' NEW ' problems.



    OPRAH:

    Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he

    wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn

    from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I ' m going to

    give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and

    not live his life like the rest of the chickens.



    GEORGE W. BUSH:

    We don ' t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to

    know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is

    either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.



    COLIN POWELL:

    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image

    of the chicken crossing the road...



    ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:

    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been

    allowed to have access to the other side of the road.



    JOHN KERRY:

    Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

    It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken ' s

    intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.



    NANCY GRACE:

    That chicken crossed the road because he ' s GUILTY! You can see it in his

    eyes and the way he walks.



    PAT BUCHANAN:

    To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.



    MARTHA STEWART:

    No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a

    standing order at the Farmer ' s Market to sell my eggs when the price

    dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider

    information.



    DR SEUSS:

    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the

    chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I ' ve not been told.



    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

    To die in the rain. Alone.



    JERRY FALWELL:

    Because the chicken was gay! Can ' t you people see the plain truth? '

    That ' s why they call it the ' other side. ' Yes, my friends, that chicken

    is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we

    boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal

    media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ' the other side.

    That chicken should not be crossing the road. It ' s as plain and as

    simple as that.



    GRANDPA:

    In my day we didn ' t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told

    us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.



    BARBARA WALTERS:

    Isn ' t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the

    chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it

    experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its

    life long dream of crossing the road.



    ARISTOTLE:

    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



    JOHN LENNON:

    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.



    BILL GATES:

    I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but

    will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check

    book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new

    platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........

    reboot.



    ALBERT EINSTEIN:

    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the

    chicken?



    BILL CLINTON:

    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?



    AL GORE:

    I invented the chicken!



    COLONEL SANDERS:

    Did I miss one?



    DICK CHENEY:

    Where ' s my gun?



    AL SHARPTON:

    Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
     
  2. peruvian_princess

    peruvian_princess Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Now that was toooo much LOL!
     
  3. ruth

    ruth Life is a Journey

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    That was very funny. My favorite was Ernest Hemingway.
     
  4. fowltemptress

    fowltemptress Frugal Fan Club President

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    I thought it was to show the armadillo it could be done . . .
     
  5. Pelican49

    Pelican49 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Maybe it depends on where you live? I was told the chicken was showing a possum it could be done.
     
  6. peruvian_princess

    peruvian_princess Chillin' With My Peeps

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    In my case the chicken was showing the armadillo, the possum, and the squirrel how its done LOL!
     
  7. tataharris

    tataharris Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That was great!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. EllyMae

    EllyMae Chillin' With My Peeps

    I laughed so hard I hurt myself...[​IMG]
     
  9. JustChicky

    JustChicky Chillin' With My Peeps

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    DICK CHENEY:

    Where ' s my gun?

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  10. Kanchii

    Kanchii Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] That was great!
     

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