Some funny things to make you laugh.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by okiechick57, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

    Only in America ....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters


    Only in America ....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America ....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America ....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    This is my favorite !
    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
     
  2. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Those were great!!! [​IMG]
     
  3. Henrietta23

    Henrietta23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 20, 2007
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    Thanks for the chuckle. Those were great!
     
  4. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. Cheekon

    Cheekon Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. airmom1c05

    airmom1c05 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
    he he
     
  8. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Those are good Kathleen!!! I wish Noah had swatted those dang mosquitos too!!! [​IMG]
     
  9. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
     
  10. M.J

    M.J Chillin' With My Peeps

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    those are really funny [​IMG]:lol:yet said that most of it is true
     

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