SOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by sparkles2307, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. sparkles2307

    sparkles2307 Terd of Hurtles

    1stgrade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.

    She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a

    well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the

    remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were

    actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

    While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,

    6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

    1.
    Don't change horses
    until they stop running.

    2.
    Strike while the
    bug is close.

    3.
    It's always darkest before
    Daylight Saving Time.

    4.
    Never underestimate the power of
    termites.

    5.
    You can lead a horse to water but
    How?

    6.
    Don't bite the hand that
    looks dirty.

    7.
    No news is
    impossible

    8.
    A miss is as good as a
    Mr.

    9.
    You can't teach an old dog new
    Math

    10.
    If you lie down with dogs, you'll
    stink in the morning.

    11.
    Love all, trust
    Me.

    12.
    The pen is mightier than the
    pigs.

    13.
    An idle mind is
    the best way to relax.

    14.
    Where there's smoke there's
    pollution..

    15.
    Happy the bride who
    gets all the presents.

    16.
    A penny saved is
    not much.

    17.
    Two's company, three's
    the Musketeers.

    18.
    Don't put off till tomorrow what
    you put on to go to bed.

    19.
    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
    You have to blow your nose.

    20.
    There are none so blind as
    Stevie Wonder..

    21.
    Children should be seen and not
    spanked or grounded.

    22.
    If at first you don't succeed
    get new batteries.

    23.
    You get out of something only what you
    See in the picture on the box

    24.
    When the blind lead the blind
    get out of the way.

    25.
    A bird in the hand
    is going to poop on you.




    And the WINNER and last one!

    26..
    Better late than
    Pregnant [​IMG]
     
  2. farmgirlie1031

    farmgirlie1031 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 26, 2008
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  3. eggchel

    eggchel Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    My fav is number 25.... so appropriate for our forum. LOL
     
  4. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

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  5. Up-the-Creek

    Up-the-Creek Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 16, 2008
    West Virginia
    That's a riot!!! [​IMG] My daughter is 5 and that sounds like somethings she would say!!! LOve them kids!
     
  6. Highlander

    Highlander Tartan Terror

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    [​IMG] love them!
     
  7. English Chick

    English Chick English Mum

    Jun 27, 2008
    Cheshire UK
    Brilliant..... out of the mouths of babes.............. wisdom indeed......
     
  8. sparkles2307

    sparkles2307 Terd of Hurtles

    Indeed
     
  9. turney31

    turney31 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 14, 2008
    palestine texas
    VERY FUNNY! Thanks for sharing.
     

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