Southern Humor....

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Run-A-Muck Ranch, Aug 20, 2009.

  1. [​IMG] Southern Humor
    The South - You Gotta Love It [​IMG]

    Alabama

    A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
    "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
    "Henry had a stroke or somethin'. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
    "You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back?" they asked.
    "Yeah, it was a tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figure nobody's gonna steal Henry!"


    Georgia


    The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
    The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."


    Louisiana

    A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."
    When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

    Mississippi

    The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
    Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

    The young man answered, "Naw, I couldn't tell--but I got the license number."


    North Carolina

    A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
    A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

    The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
    The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

    The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

    Tennessee

    A Tennessee state trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
    The driver replied, "About what?"


    Texas

    The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
    The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
    "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine for Dumping Garbage.'"




    You can say what you want about the South,
    but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.
     
  2. rocktheflock

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  3. Indiana hens

    Indiana hens Songster

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    Well done Run-A-Muck! [​IMG]
     
  4. Chicks_N_Horses

    Chicks_N_Horses Songster

    Mar 30, 2009
    South Alabama
    [​IMG] [​IMG] That was so funny
     
  5. emmalynn

    emmalynn Silkies Sebbies OEGBs

    Oct 16, 2008
    Middle TN
    Yankees......SSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHHH
     
  6. Crickett

    Crickett Songster

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    The difference between a Yankee and a D*** Yankee is:

    A Yankee comes for a visit and goes back home. A D*** Yankee comes for a visit and stays!
     

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