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Southern Women

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by nccountrygirl, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
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    >SOUTHERN WOMEN
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    >Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
    >Clean skin.
    >A winning smile.
    >That unforgettable Southern drawl.
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    >Southern women know their manners:
    >"Yes, ma'am."
    >"Yes, sir."
    >"Why, no, Billy!"
    >
    >Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
    >"Y'all come back!"
    >"Well, bless your heart."
    >"Drop by when you can."
    >"How 's your Momma?"
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    >Southern women know their summer weather report:
    >Humidity
    >Humidity
    >Humidity
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    >Southern women know their vacation spots:
    >The beach
    >The rivuh
    >The crick
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    >Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
    >Colorful hi-heel sandals
    >Strapless sun dresses
    >Iced sweet tea with mint
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    >Southern women know everybody's first name:
    >Honey
    >Darlin'
    >Shugah
    >
    >Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
    >Fried Green Tomatoes
    >Driving Miss Daisy
    >Steel Magnolias
    >Gone With The Wind
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    >Southern women know their religions:
    >Baptist
    >Methodist
    >Football
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    >Southern women know their country breakfasts:
    >Red-eye gravy
    >Grits
    >Eggs
    >Country ham
    >Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly
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    >Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
    >Chawl'stn
    >S'vanah
    >Foat Wuth
    >N'awlins
    >Addlanna
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    >Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
    >Men in uniform.
    >Men in tuxedos
    >Rhett Butler
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    >Southern girls know their prime real estate:
    >The Mall
    >The Country Club
    >The Beauty Salon
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    >Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
    >Having bad hair and nails
    >Having bad manners
    >Cooking bad food
    >
    >More Suthen-ism's:
    >Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a
    >conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
    >_____
    >
    >Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas,
    >beans, etc., make up "a mess. "
    >_____
    >
    >Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of
    >"yonder."
    >_____
    >
    >Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, . as in: "Going to
    >town, be back directly."
    >_____
    >
    >Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the
    >white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the
    >middle of the table.
    >_____
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    >All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the
    >term, but they know the concept well.
    >_____
    >
    >Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a
    >neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl
    >of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also
    >know to add a large banana puddin!
    >_____
    >
    >Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a
    >right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or
    >20.
    >_____
    >
    >Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a
    >redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
    >_____
    >
    >No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn
    >signal is actually going to make a turn.
    >_____
    >
    >A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an
    >adverb.
    >_____
    >
    >Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're
    >"in line," . we talk to everybody!
    >_____
    >
    >Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're
    >related, even if only by marriage.
    >_____
    >
    >In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
    >_____
    >
    >Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
    >_____
    >
    >Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are
    >perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that
    >fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
    >_____
    >
    >When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you
    >are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
    >_____
    >
    >Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates
    >the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened.
    >"Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
    >_____
    >
    >And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old
    >ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart" ...
    >and go your own way.
    >_____
    >
    >To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness:
    >Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the
    >morning. Bless your heart!
    >_____
    >And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this
    >Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have
    >classes on Southernness as a second language!
    >_____
    >
    >And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long
    >time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I
    >ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
    >
    >
    >Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
    >
    >Now...... Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish
    >they had been!
    >
    >If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it.
    >We know you got here as fast as you could
    >
     
  2. Kristina

    Kristina Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] love it! And oh so true!
     
  3. seminolewind

    seminolewind Flock Mistress Premium Member

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    I like it, and I did get here as fast as I could
     
  4. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    im southern an proud of it............what ya see is what ya get........just plain ole me........johnnyjack.
     
  5. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    I reckon thats purt near close to right.
     
  6. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    [​IMG] uuhaaauuuuuuuuuuu (Deep Happy Breath)

    I'm so glad my wife doesn't read this board.
     
  7. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:can I have a word with your wifeypoo pc? [​IMG]
     
  8. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    You are to funny. [​IMG]
     
  9. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Ok where is the MID-WEST GAL thread? cause I think I am lost!!
     
  10. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    SHUSH!!!!!

    Let me have my dreams please. [​IMG]
     

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