:Speaking about men....

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  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Probably been done before - still funny

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"- He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

    5. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

    6. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

    7. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

    8. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

    9. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants when he bends over - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE "
     
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  2. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"- He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

    OMG! That's my husband! [​IMG]
     
  3. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    Quote:OMG! That's my husband! [​IMG]

    OMG! That's ME!
     
  5. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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