Special Salute to all the Turkeys who gave their Lives for Today!

Discussion in 'Turkeys' started by ricklo, Nov 27, 2008.

  1. ricklo

    ricklo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Thanks for all those brave Turkeys today![​IMG]

    Mine are still running around the Backyard.[​IMG]
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  2. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    OOPS! Mine are in the freezer. No, I take that back- One is in the oven now. [​IMG]
     
  3. mudhen

    mudhen confidently clueless

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    Don't know who wrote this but, in salute to the gobblers sacrificed for our feast:

    ODE TO A TURKEY

    When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
    My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,
    Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
    And he told me there was something that I had to know;
    His look and his tone I will always remember,
    When he told me of the horrors of..... Black November;

    "Come about August, now listen to me,
    Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three,
    "And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
    And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin;
    "And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
    In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;
    "Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink,
    And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink;

    Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
    I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,
    And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
    I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;
    I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
    High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola;
    And as they ate pastries, chocolates and grapes,
    I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes;
    I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
    And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;
    But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
    As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;
    And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
    I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;

    So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;
    I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap;
    She held me today, while sewing and humming,
    And smiled at me and said
    "Christmas is coming"

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  4. BeakSanctuary

    BeakSanctuary Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Mine gave thanks its just another day. 'round here, at breakfast. Later, they got trimmings from the store - looked like the geese enjoyed those the most, though. Salute to the birds of the day.

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  5. stephys_fluffybutts

    stephys_fluffybutts Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is the cutest poem I have ever hurd.

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  6. ricklo

    ricklo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Wow, Great Poem![​IMG]
     
  7. kinnip

    kinnip Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 24, 2008
    Carrollton, GA
    Super poem!
     
  8. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator Staff Member

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    Hilarious! I salute the big, fat Amish turkey that was the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving feast. It did not go to waste. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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