Shoot it. Shovel it. Shut up about it. That's funny. I've been telling my four daughters for years that if they bring home goob boyfriends that mistreat them that I'll have holes awaiting them all over the property! Each boyfriend gets to meet Dad and dig his own hole before embarking on the first date! Is that being too overprotective? I think that a healthy fear is reasonable. God help me with four boy-crazy daughters!