Stay strong brothers and sisters!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by JetBlack, Jul 28, 2010.

  1. JetBlack

    JetBlack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wear this - ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

    21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

    22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

    24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    28. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    29. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'll bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

    30. My check engine light has been on for three months now and nothing's happened. I'm starting to think that my car is just an attention whore.

    31. Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

    32. My GPS says "Estimated Arrival Time." I see "Time to Beat."

    33. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

    34. My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.

    35. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

    36. I wish it were appropriate to say to a complete stranger, "Excuse me, would you like me to show you how to discipline your child?"

    37. I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium afterwards?

    38. Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
     
  2. sonjab314

    sonjab314 Constant State of Confusion

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    I got this email the other day and I giggled all the way through it. It's too funny.
     
  3. happyhensny

    happyhensny Brown Barns Farm

    That is funny! I am not sure what is my favorite. Love #32 (Out of an "estimated" 25 min car ride I happened to shave it down to 20-sweet!)

    #9 Yup!

    #5 Not too fond of her but, Martha Stewart taught me how to fold the fitted sheet-try not to though. Sheets off in the am, wash, dry, back on in the pm.

    Thanks for the laughs!

    Annie
     
  4. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    [​IMG] # 25 Now I know why Grandpa just smiled & nodded. That's me now! [​IMG]
     
  5. heatherindeskies

    heatherindeskies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. Brindlebtch

    Brindlebtch Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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  8. ChOOkens

    ChOOkens ►ChOOken In A Box◄

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    #6 - NO.
    I have to write in cursive for english at school... Curse you, cursive!
     
  9. sheila3935

    sheila3935 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    that discribed me completly:D
     
  10. JetBlack

    JetBlack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Some schools have already phased it out [​IMG] At this point, I think the only people who will grow up to use cursive, as adults, are girls. They boys I knew, in elementary school wrote all things that did not have to be cursive, in printing. They grew up to be adults who did the same thing.

    History lesson:
    My grandmother won handwriting contests, when she was younger. That was 80 years ago.

    I'd like to learn to write in a nice script, but I really have no use for it. Probably if paper and ink were *really* expensive, people would spend a lot of time writing neatly but....
     

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