Strange Headlines...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by maplesky7, Sep 28, 2008.

  1. maplesky7

    maplesky7 Flock Mistress

    Jun 14, 2008
    N. IL.
    "Charged Dropped Against Man Accused of Farting."

    W.Va.

    "According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.

    "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

    Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

    "I couldn't hold it no more," he said."


    Oh dear.

    me,
    g
     
  2. hinkjc

    hinkjc Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Unbelievable what they will put in print. [​IMG]

    Jody
     

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