strange sense of humor.

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Grim, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Grim

    Grim Out Of The Brooder

    Jan 26, 2011
    well folks i'm fairly new here. so a little flavor text. my wife says i have a strange (morbid) sense of humor. on our farm we have cows, horses, pigs, goats, dogs, cats, and chickens of course. only some of our animals have names but sense i deal with them most i name most of them.

    chickens. most hens don't get a name but a few of my older girls' names are: poached, hard-boiled, scrambled, sunny side and mayonnaise
    i have 5 roosters named: fried, rotisserie, hot wings, baked, and extra crispy
    the 6 pigs are: pork chop, bacon, pork loin, boston butt, barbecue, sausage, and chittlins.
    a bull named: T-bone
    6 cows named: porterhouse, hamburger, new york strip, roast, brisket, veal. (the kids named the calves before i could think of names.)
    my horse named: dogfood (he answers to it, and it doesn't seem to bother him. wife and kind named their horses sooo....)
    4 cats named (working cats in the barn 2 other kitties in the house.): mu-shu, sesame, piking, and stir fry.
    dogs named: gatorbait(gator for short, hog catch dog.), the rest of the dogs were named by the wife and kids. except for old jake.( he's my buddy and only ally against the wife and kids.)

    anyway is my wife right, do i have a twisted sense of humor. (note that while the names may one day become a reality. if they earned a name they are either breeders or pets. both tend to have long happy lives here.)
  2. wegotchickens

    wegotchickens DownSouth D'Uccles & Silkies

    Jul 5, 2007
    Sevier County, TN
    [​IMG] You have a lot in common with many BYC members.

    Maybe we ALL fit your wife's definition of morbid? [​IMG]
  3. ElioraImmanuel

    ElioraImmanuel Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 8, 2010
    [​IMG] Those names are hilarious!
  4. darkmatter

    darkmatter Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2009
    My DW says I have no sense of humor:


    I had a little "talk" with the DW's dog while she was out.


    What to do with the live trap varmits.
  5. spell

    spell Out Of The Brooder

    Jul 5, 2010
    dh just renamed our two rock hens (that don't lay) juicy and tasty...
    i think it's funny, my son does not.
    we have horrible senses of humor around here.
    gotta laugh at something, right?
  6. Inkheart

    Inkheart Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 15, 2010
    Columbus Ohio
    I think you have a good and creative sense of humor [​IMG]
  7. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    All sounds perfectly normal, to me. Of course, I might not be the best judge . . .

  8. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

    May 3, 2009
    New Jersey
    [​IMG] Twisted? YES! You'll fit in.[​IMG]
  9. silkiechick236

    silkiechick236 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 29, 2009

    You've found your home!

    We named our butcher calf T-bone, the next one will be Chuck. All extra roos are Chicken soup! [​IMG]
  10. SallyF

    SallyF Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 5, 2009
    Middle Tennessee
    We had a hen named Extra Crispy and one named Original Recipe.

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