Stupid question, stupid answer

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by brooster, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. brooster

    brooster Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 14, 2007
    northwest Ohio
    It's an easy game and a chance to be creative, clever or stupid.
    Works like this.
    1st person: why is the sky blue?
    2nd person: because all smurfs go to heaven. Then they add a stupid question and so on.



    I'll start.


    Why do i always feel sleepy in the day and wide awake at night?
     
  2. meriruka

    meriruka Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 18, 2007
    Because you live below the equator and everything is backwards there.


    Why do cats only like people who hate them?
     
  3. brooster

    brooster Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 14, 2007
    northwest Ohio
    cats are evil and feed off torture.
    Why is it soo cold!?
     
  4. chickenbuddy

    chickenbuddy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 4, 2008
    because your nerves have reversed polarity

    why do potato chips make you fat?
     
  5. meriruka

    meriruka Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 18, 2007
    Because you have to sit still while eating them, that means you can't burn off the calories.

    What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?
     
  6. brooster

    brooster Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 14, 2007
    northwest Ohio
    A "U"
    How come unhealty food is so good?
     
  7. pips&peeps

    pips&peeps There is no "I" in Ameraucana

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    Because nothing good for you tastes good.


    Why does Mahonri's avatar look like Jesus? I asked in another post, but no one has answered.


    Eta: And, I'm not trying to be offensive in anyway, just inquiring minds.
     
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  8. SterlingAcres

    SterlingAcres Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 17, 2008
    Poconos, PA
    Because Mahonri IS Jesus...

    Why do stupid people, do stupid things? And frequently...
     
  9. chickenbottom

    chickenbottom Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 30, 2008
    hollister, florida
    because forest gump was their hero.

    why do they call jelly beans jelly beans?
     
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  10. pips&peeps

    pips&peeps There is no "I" in Ameraucana

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    Whomever invented them thought it would be great to put them on toast.

    Why can't I win the lottery?
     

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