Substitutes, Surragates and Concubines

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Item that you don't have....................................................................Item(s) you could use instead
    How to use





    Bear Spray........................................................................................Liquid Manure or Isopropyl
    Fill a febreeze bottle with said products, and have fun

    Toilet Plunger.........................................................................................Umbrella and Funnel
    Obvious

    Indoor Plumbing.....................................................................................Outdoor Plumbing (duh)
    Try not to go to the Bathroom ever

    Snowblower...............................................................................................Chainsaw
    Also Obvious

    Trowel..................................................................................Antiquitous Original copies of Books
    Apply drywall as with Trowel

    Discs...........................................................................................................Chainsaw
    Saw linear lines into the earth

    Plow...............................................................................................................Chainsaw
    Saw linear/purpendicular lines into the earth

    Tiller.............................................................................................................Chainsaw
    Saw parralel lines into the earth

    Chainsaw.........................................................................................................Sledge hammer
    Hammer lines into earth; if felling trees, smash trunk in same place until desired effect is achieved

    Sledge Hammer..............................................................................................Heavy gauge chains
    Swing chains onto the object you want to drive

    Drill..............................................................................................................Pickaxe
    Just hammer the pickaxe into the wood. Should make a nice hole.

    Screwdriver.....................................................................................................Fingernails
    Iinsert nails, then twist in whatever direction. Some pain may occur

    Screws..............................................................................................................Air-dry Clay
    Fill holes with clay, and let dry.

    Greenhouse...........................................................................................Outhouse with Skylight
    The Fog caused by the outhouse may be caustic, but it's warm enough to start seeds

    Metronome................................................................................................Hammer
    Hammer somebody's toe/finer/thumb/other body part and play to the throbbing
     
  2. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    Nice. Oh, hi Banny! :)
     
  3. tadpole98

    tadpole98 Chillin' With My Peeps

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