Substitutes, Surragates and Concubines

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. Item that you don't have....................................................................Item(s) you could use instead
    How to use





    Bear Spray........................................................................................Liquid Manure or Isopropyl
    Fill a febreeze bottle with said products, and have fun

    Toilet Plunger.........................................................................................Umbrella and Funnel
    Obvious

    Indoor Plumbing.....................................................................................Outdoor Plumbing (duh)
    Try not to go to the Bathroom ever

    Snowblower...............................................................................................Chainsaw
    Also Obvious

    Trowel..................................................................................Antiquitous Original copies of Books
    Apply drywall as with Trowel

    Discs...........................................................................................................Chainsaw
    Saw linear lines into the earth

    Plow...............................................................................................................Chainsaw
    Saw linear/purpendicular lines into the earth

    Tiller.............................................................................................................Chainsaw
    Saw parralel lines into the earth

    Chainsaw.........................................................................................................Sledge hammer
    Hammer lines into earth; if felling trees, smash trunk in same place until desired effect is achieved

    Sledge Hammer..............................................................................................Heavy gauge chains
    Swing chains onto the object you want to drive

    Drill..............................................................................................................Pickaxe
    Just hammer the pickaxe into the wood. Should make a nice hole.

    Screwdriver.....................................................................................................Fingernails
    Iinsert nails, then twist in whatever direction. Some pain may occur

    Screws..............................................................................................................Air-dry Clay
    Fill holes with clay, and let dry.

    Greenhouse...........................................................................................Outhouse with Skylight
    The Fog caused by the outhouse may be caustic, but it's warm enough to start seeds

    Metronome................................................................................................Hammer
    Hammer somebody's toe/finer/thumb/other body part and play to the throbbing
     

  2. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Crowing

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