Talking chickens

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by hencackle, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. hencackle

    hencackle Songster

    Mar 25, 2007
    Telford, TN
    If your chickens could talk (with words, of course), what would yours say?
    Mine might say, "the poop looks good on the deck steps, why are you washing it off?"

  2. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Feb 28, 2007
    South Eastern Indiana
    Mine would probably be saying......when are you going to finish that other coop!? Its crowded in here lady!! LOL Not really crowded, until feeding time! LOL
  3. chicknmania

    chicknmania Crowing

    Jan 26, 2007
    central Ohio
    Either "HEY!!! Where's lunch????(meaning treats); or, "HEY!!!! How come WE can't come in the house, too? It's cold/raining/hot out here! (while pecking on the front door) The dogs, cats and people all go in!"
  4. Heidi

    Heidi Songster

    Mar 18, 2007
    Northwest Michigan
    "Just one more treat, pleasssseeee!!!" [​IMG]
  5. eggzettera

    eggzettera Songster

    What gives her the right to come in here and steal our eggs?

    What the heck happened to all the fresh corn?

    She moved the eglu again, can't she make up her mind?

    All the best grass is up front, why won't she share? She's not using it.... (live in the city, front yard not fenced = dogs) I want to cross the road, it is MY DESTINY!

    What do you think happened to her feathers? Just shoot me if I ever look like that, the poor thing......

    The beetles are particularly good this year..... (ok, not they are only 6 months old)
  6. Queen of the Lilliputians

    Queen of the Lilliputians Songster

    Apr 5, 2007
    LOL! I can read my chickens' minds...

    "Mom, where's the treats? What, grass/leaves/veggies AGAIN?? WHERE'S THE FREAKIN' CHEESE??" On the plus side, since I bring treats so much, they SORTA come when I call "chick chick chicken!"

    That's the big girls. The babies hatched and were partly brooded under their mom. I've had them for 3wks now, and I'm certain when I go to check up on them, they are always saying, "Ok, we're fine in here. Go do something else now!" They still seem to think I secretly want a chick snack.

  7. thndrdancr

    thndrdancr Songster

    Mar 30, 2007
    Belleville, Kansas
    I KNOW what mine say. When I get in the car to leave, they jump up from a sitting position and starting "talking".

    They say "You BETTER not run off and not come home til after dark again, cuz if we dont get our free time, we are NOT gonna go in this pen in the morning, I am WARNING you!"

    And they dont.... [​IMG]
  8. WindyOaksYokes

    WindyOaksYokes Songster

    Jul 17, 2007
    Central Virginia
    Mine would probably say.... "mom's comin with treats again [​IMG] " LOL... I feed them vegies all day LOL... what ever is left over from lunch and dinner...

    Momma hen would say.... "will you please quit closing the windows and doors.... Codys bed is really soft and warm and I like to lay my eggs there!!!!"

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