Tell your fav animal joke....

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by chickengirlnm, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. chickengirlnm

    chickengirlnm Songster

    Sep 4, 2007
    clovis, new mexico
    After reading so many post this week of cats, puppys, even a few chickens passing away i thought maybe we needed a post about telling our favorite joke or even sharing a very picture. Who knows it might cheer a few of us up.

    It was easter on the farm again and all the kids were out collecting the brightly colored eggs and having a good time. One little boy thought he would play a trick on the farmer - so he took his eggs into the chicken coop and placed them in the nesting boxes, well after a few minutes the rooster came into the coop saw all the colored eggs -went out into the yard and beat the crap out of the peacock !!!
  2. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
  3. candy37

    candy37 In the Brooder

    Aug 22, 2007
    South Texas
    I admit this may be the stupidest joke ever. I heard it in 1990 & it is still my all time favorite though...

    Why did the baby cross the road?

    Because it was stapled to a chicken! [​IMG]
  4. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
  5. firechicken

    firechicken Songster

    Jul 11, 2007
    Covington, GA
    Quote:I heard that one before. Only a little more morbid version of it.

    Why did the dead baby cross the road?

    Because it was stapled to the chickens back.

    .....I think I like yours better.
  6. Well, did you hear about the rabbit who washed his hair and couldnt do a thing with it?
    He washed his "thing " and did a hair with it!!!!
  7. GAhen

    GAhen Songster

    Aug 2, 2007
    Carrollton GA
    How do you catch a unique rabbit????????

    Unique up on it.............[​IMG]
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2007
  8. funny ha ha!!!
  9. CoyoteMagic

    CoyoteMagic RIP ?-2014

    How do you catch a unique animal?!

    You (s)neek up on him.

    Ok my nephew told me this when he was 4. He's now 33
  10. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

    Jul 14, 2007
    EXIT 109 on 95
    Quote:Then how do you catch a tame animal??

    THE tame way [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2007

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