I know I'm stressed because: 1.) I forgot about the turkey meant for Thanksgiving dinner which spoiled and exploded in the basement fridge. Then it took me over two weeks to clean up the mess and boy, did that smell. 2.) We're missing most of our forks. I have no idea why. 3.) The truck was covered in salt so I took it to the automatic car wash today and chose to ignore the sign that said "If you wash your car when it is less than 25 degrees, it will freeze." I did it anyway and it froze. 4.) I ran out of dog treats and decided that dinner rolls would do just as well. 5.) I couldn't figure out what to make for dinner this week so I roasted three chickens and told DH to get creative about the leftovers. 6.) I forgot about a load of laundry that I had done four days ago, sniffed it and decided that the mold would be killed if I put the dryer on high heat. 7.) I decided to stay on jury duty just to get out of the house. 8.) I left a sandwich in my purse and didn't find it for a week. 9.) I wore the same pair of pants for five days straight and got a rash on my thighs. and, finally, 10.) We canceled Christmas and decided to try again next year.