Tequila Christmas Cake

Discussion in 'Egg, Chicken, & Other Favorite Recipes' started by nccountrygirl, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    Tequila Christmas Cake


    Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas
    Cake so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of
    typing this up every year!

    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp. baking powder
    1 cup water
    1 tsp. salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups dried fruit

    Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl, check the tequila
    again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

    Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
    bowl.
    Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

    At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try
    another cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the fruit up off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with

    a drewscriver.

    Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

    Check the tequila.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

    Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

    Cherry Christmas

    This is a joke recipe, enjoy
     
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2007
  2. IHeartChickens

    IHeartChickens Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:[​IMG][​IMG] I just lost it when I read this. I almost sprayed my screen with tea. When I got to the bit about wiping the counter with the cat, my sides hurt from laughing so hard. Thank you!
     
  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    My mom sent this and I thought why not share it.
     
  4. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
    I would be barfing all in my cake batter. [​IMG]
     

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