I now know what everyone is talking about. When people warned me about the "Terrible Two" scenario, I assumed I was safe. Lily is almost three after all...I thought we were in the clear...Nope. Nuh Uh. So hmm...what has Lily done the last week? How about taking a bath with the ducklings? Or coloring on the door? Or getting the Sour Cream out of the fridge and spreading it on the floor and skating? Or, did I forget the part where she refuses to wear clothes of any kind? Whoever you are that has my daughter, could you please return her and pick up this naked screech monster you left behind? Please? PLEASE? It's a good thing she's cute...because I now know why some animals eat their young.