Retro-edit: The joke part has been self edited, since it was pointed out (too loudly, I might add - sometimes you guys gotta know when to keep mum ) that someone would surely have gotten offended and hit the REPORT button. If enough people submit to the mods, I will repost. But for your enjoyment here's the punchline, which is at least relevant... if sadly left dangling: IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM !!!