Testing Auction: Great Pedigrees, Kids

Discussion in 'Buy Sell Auction - Archives' started by kassy68, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. kassy68

    kassy68 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Kids up for auction, 5 boys, ages 8 yrs -19 yrs

    We have a kid to suit anyones needs.

    Up as kid 1, a 19 year old that is respectful, responsible and very much self motivated, Going to college and training for management position at Taco Bell. The job here is just a couple years from really being done. this would be the kid for you. Buyer assumes and is responsible for all college debt. For the person who just wants to skip it all and bask in the glory years.

    You want the almost there kid: If you want kid who will test your every last nerve when it comes to the partying thats not allowed at 17 yrs, a couple years of training left on this one. His Breeding comes from pretty good lines, healthy , strong and friendly natured. He is from very loving and dependable stock with a dominant gene given by sire. Sweet , loving kid needs guidance through the next couple years. Heres the one for the gambler, youve got a 50/50 chance of control here.

    For the people who are up to a challege, we have a kid thats 15 yrs old, has been an adult since 6 yrs old (just ask , he'll agree) hot tempered to him self and does what he wants to all the time. Loves motors of any kind, anyone looking for a buddy to hang in the garage and or challenge you , this ones for you. Strong, healthy , all boy and great teeth.


    Kid number 4 on the block is has many years of trouble ahead, but at this age he is loving , easy going and innocent from all other above. He again has come from a great pedigree and appears sweet and good natured. He is for the person who would like to skip the baby, toddler, preteen years and jump into the last of the innocent age.

    5th on the block.. you get an 8yr old that is still so sweet , loving and innocent , he is way to smart and can make anyone laugh. He is young enough you can mold him into anything you want. Warning.. this kid is from the same genetic makeup as previous 4 kids. Buyer Beware. Many years of training required to acheive the number 1 kid listed. But is the true answer for someone who does not want to loose their shape or deal with diapers and toddler stage.

    All kids starting at 1.00 each, If you are the winning bidder please put your choice of kid in the comment box and include 500.00 for shipping.
    Happy Bidding and yes, this is a joke... maybe!

    Too answer a good question asked: Yes, they all do dishes, laundry, trash duty and clean the kennels.. number one complains a little more then number two.. They also clean very very well... But their rooms look like a tornado hit. They may be light sensitive as we don't let them out of the dungeon except for chores.
     
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  2. halo

    halo Got The Blues

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    Unfortunately you can only auction off one kid per auction. So perhaps start with the youngest first...they are the most tender.
     
  3. Wifezilla

    Wifezilla Positively Ducky

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    OMG...this is the funniest forum on the whole site today! LOLOLOL
     
  4. danielle82

    danielle82 A Good Egg

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    OKay so I just 400 dollars thinking that It would go up in increments, like maybe 5 dollar increments but it just jumped to 400. Guess I'm getting some new kids lol
     
  5. LuvinMyPeeps

    LuvinMyPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I've GOT to have these kids...even tho I've got 2 just like em' at home... lol.
     
  6. LuvinMyPeeps

    LuvinMyPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm going to need a GFM just to keep up with the bidding auto replies in my PM box...yikes! This is sooo much fun and way too dangerous for my addiction LOL [​IMG]
     
  7. GrayDragon

    GrayDragon Chillaxin

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    Quote:But does he do dishes?



    LOL, my mother-in-law would kill me. She wants a granddaughter now.
     
  8. kassy68

    kassy68 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:But does he do dishes?



    LOL, my mother-in-law would kill me. She wants a granddaughter now.

    Yes, Actually they all do dishes, laundry, trash duty and clean the kennels.. number one complains a little more then number two.. They also clean very very well... But their rooms look like a tornado hit. They may be light sensitive as we don't let them out of the dungeon except for chores.
     
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  9. BluegrassSeramas

    BluegrassSeramas Serama Savvy

    Aug 25, 2008
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    Seriously, Im ROTFLMAO... you should totatally save this and post it on a link for whenever we need a good laugh!!!! OMG! LOLOLOL
     
  10. BluegrassSeramas

    BluegrassSeramas Serama Savvy

    Aug 25, 2008
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    Is there a return Policy? Do you guarantee live shipping? Would I get my money back or another kid if one gets lost in the mail?
     

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