Kids up for auction, 5 boys, ages 8 yrs -19 yrs
We have a kid to suit anyones needs.
Up as kid 1, a 19 year old that is respectful, responsible and very much self motivated, Going to college and training for management position at Taco Bell. The job here is just a couple years from really being done. this would be the kid for you. Buyer assumes and is responsible for all college debt. For the person who just wants to skip it all and bask in the glory years.
You want the almost there kid: If you want kid who will test your every last nerve when it comes to the partying thats not allowed at 17 yrs, a couple years of training left on this one. His Breeding comes from pretty good lines, healthy , strong and friendly natured. He is from very loving and dependable stock with a dominant gene given by sire. Sweet , loving kid needs guidance through the next couple years. Heres the one for the gambler, youve got a 50/50 chance of control here.
For the people who are up to a challege, we have a kid thats 15 yrs old, has been an adult since 6 yrs old (just ask , he'll agree) hot tempered to him self and does what he wants to all the time. Loves motors of any kind, anyone looking for a buddy to hang in the garage and or challenge you , this ones for you. Strong, healthy , all boy and great teeth.
Kid number 4 on the block is has many years of trouble ahead, but at this age he is loving , easy going and innocent from all other above. He again has come from a great pedigree and appears sweet and good natured. He is for the person who would like to skip the baby, toddler, preteen years and jump into the last of the innocent age.
5th on the block.. you get an 8yr old that is still so sweet , loving and innocent , he is way to smart and can make anyone laugh. He is young enough you can mold him into anything you want. Warning.. this kid is from the same genetic makeup as previous 4 kids. Buyer Beware. Many years of training required to acheive the number 1 kid listed. But is the true answer for someone who does not want to loose their shape or deal with diapers and toddler stage.
All kids starting at 1.00 each, If you are the winning bidder please put your choice of kid in the comment box and include 500.00 for shipping.
Happy Bidding and yes, this is a joke... maybe!
Too answer a good question asked: Yes, they all do dishes, laundry, trash duty and clean the kennels.. number one complains a little more then number two.. They also clean very very well... But their rooms look like a tornado hit. They may be light sensitive as we don't let them out of the dungeon except for chores.
We have a kid to suit anyones needs.
Up as kid 1, a 19 year old that is respectful, responsible and very much self motivated, Going to college and training for management position at Taco Bell. The job here is just a couple years from really being done. this would be the kid for you. Buyer assumes and is responsible for all college debt. For the person who just wants to skip it all and bask in the glory years.
You want the almost there kid: If you want kid who will test your every last nerve when it comes to the partying thats not allowed at 17 yrs, a couple years of training left on this one. His Breeding comes from pretty good lines, healthy , strong and friendly natured. He is from very loving and dependable stock with a dominant gene given by sire. Sweet , loving kid needs guidance through the next couple years. Heres the one for the gambler, youve got a 50/50 chance of control here.
For the people who are up to a challege, we have a kid thats 15 yrs old, has been an adult since 6 yrs old (just ask , he'll agree) hot tempered to him self and does what he wants to all the time. Loves motors of any kind, anyone looking for a buddy to hang in the garage and or challenge you , this ones for you. Strong, healthy , all boy and great teeth.
Kid number 4 on the block is has many years of trouble ahead, but at this age he is loving , easy going and innocent from all other above. He again has come from a great pedigree and appears sweet and good natured. He is for the person who would like to skip the baby, toddler, preteen years and jump into the last of the innocent age.
5th on the block.. you get an 8yr old that is still so sweet , loving and innocent , he is way to smart and can make anyone laugh. He is young enough you can mold him into anything you want. Warning.. this kid is from the same genetic makeup as previous 4 kids. Buyer Beware. Many years of training required to acheive the number 1 kid listed. But is the true answer for someone who does not want to loose their shape or deal with diapers and toddler stage.
All kids starting at 1.00 each, If you are the winning bidder please put your choice of kid in the comment box and include 500.00 for shipping.
Happy Bidding and yes, this is a joke... maybe!
Too answer a good question asked: Yes, they all do dishes, laundry, trash duty and clean the kennels.. number one complains a little more then number two.. They also clean very very well... But their rooms look like a tornado hit. They may be light sensitive as we don't let them out of the dungeon except for chores.
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