That random rambling that random words are posted and other such things.

[ipie68]

The title says it all.

 

[LittleLady98]

I'm feeling random...

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

This thread is dying! Before it even LIVED!

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

I found this online:

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

I am going to own this thread! Should be easy since no one else is posting.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.


Oh? Really? Well I bet a bunch of nuts made that wrapper!

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

Seriously? -_-