The $2.99 Special...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by sgtmom52, Jan 17, 2011.

  1. sgtmom52

    sgtmom52 Birds & Bees

    If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......

    The $2.99 Special



    They went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

    'Sounds good,' the wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

    'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

    'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' the wife asked incredulously.

    'YES!' stated the waitress.

    'I'll take the special then,' the wife said..

    'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

    'Raw and in the shell,' the wife replied.

    She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.​
     
  2. User66184

    User66184 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 23, 2010
    East Coast, Virgina
    Haha! L.O.L! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  3. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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    I don't get it [​IMG]
     
  4. Dutchgirl

    Dutchgirl Not Dutch!

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  5. FireTigeris

    FireTigeris Tyger! Tyger! burning bright

    Quote:Count me in, iluvsedward. [​IMG]

    Instead of them saving their eggs and charging her the price for the 'special' she took her raw eggs home and used them in another way.

    I'm not a senior but I do this- I take home chicken food...
     
  6. ChickenNinja

    ChickenNinja Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Right here
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  7. User66184

    User66184 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 23, 2010
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    Quote:Count me in, iluvsedward. [​IMG]

    Simple. The woman didnt want eggs. And she didnt want to have to pay 'extra' for no eggs. So she got the speical with eggs still in the shell and took them home. And baked a cake!!
     

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