The 401-Keg

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ocala, Nov 13, 2008.

  1. Ocala

    Ocala Out Of The Brooder

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    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
    you will have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.


    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
    drank all the beer,
    then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
    you will have received a $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment
    plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

    It is called the 401-Keg.
     
  2. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

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  3. Pumpkinpup

    Pumpkinpup Poultry Princess

    Jul 16, 2008
    North-West Georgia
    [​IMG] That's about right!!!!!
     
  4. bantamman13

    bantamman13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Never realized what a smart investor I was can't wait to show this to the wife. lol
     

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