The BYC Holiday Song...with new added lyrics!!

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  1. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ~~The Backyard Chickens Holiday Song

    ***(Now with added lyrics)***

    *sang with the tune of Jingle Bells:

    Slipping thru the snow
    On my way to the coop
    Over the hay bale I go
    Slipping on some poop
    Bell on the cow it rings
    Giving me a fright
    Oh what mess this farm doth bring
    Aching all the night

    Oh here they go
    The rooster crows
    Robin lays an egg
    The barnyard cat
    Missed a rat
    And I almost sprang my leg

    A day or two ago
    I thought I’d take a ride
    I leaped on old Jumpers back
    He bucked and I almost died
    Jumper was ugly as skank
    Missing a step or two
    This old dumb mule he bucked again
    And threw me in the goo

    Oh here they go
    The rooster crows
    Robin lays an egg
    The barnyard cat
    Missed a rat
    And I almost sprang my leg

    Oh, the bad luck I had
    I hate this farm so bad
    I curse it up and up and down
    It makes me so darn mad
    But I am stuck in a rut
    With a few scrapes and a cut
    A squeak in my shoe, not one but two
    And I think I broke my butt

    Oh here they go
    The rooster crows
    Robin lays an egg
    The barnyard cat
    Missed a rat
    And I almost sprang my leg

    Oh, the siren blows
    the ambulance goes
    in the back I sat
    And I thought of the farm
    I’ve had enough of that
     
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  2. duckinnut

    duckinnut Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Funny stuff..........
     
  3. 3goodeggs

    3goodeggs pays attention sporadically

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  4. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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  5. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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    That's right blame your aches on the cat!
     
  6. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

    OMG! HILARIOUS!
     
  7. Chickenfan4life

    Chickenfan4life Overrun With Chickens

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    Hahaha, I love this!
     

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