The Chicken's Code of Possession

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by HCFarms96, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. HCFarms96

    HCFarms96 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 19, 2011
    This is one of the many things that happens when I can't sleep at night.

    The Chicken's Code of Possession

    -If I want it, it's mine
    -If I like it, it's mine
    -If it's in my beak, it's mine
    -If it's in the beak of the chicken next to me, it's mine
    -If it's near me on the ground, it's mine
    -If I saw it first, it's mine
    -If it's food, it's mine
    -If I clucked for it first, it's mine
    -If I ran for it first, it's mine

    -If it's worthless, it's yours
     
  2. LOL!! Good ones!! and so true.. [​IMG]
     

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