Introducing: The Chronicles of Stupid Part I- Life of a Hormonal, Teenaged Cockerel As Told By: Drumstick (AKA Stupid) the Cockerel Hello, my name is Drumstick. My mom calls me "Stupid". I am not stupid, I am just dumb in love. The objects of my affection: Potpie Lacey They are so beautiful... I do all I can to catch their attention. I crow, over and over and over and over and over and over... ...I show my Turkey Butt off to Kip, my competition... ...I strike a Vogue Pose for the camera... ...but they still don't pay attention. They continue to scratch through the pile that Mom just raked up. So I watch from my tree... I see the sexy ladies scratching... I pretty myself up... And I go for it. But they scatter!!!! But, I will try again. Stay tuned for The Chronicles of Stupid, Part II.