The corny jokes of the day!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ticks, Jun 23, 2008.

  1. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

    Apr 1, 2008
    The Sticks, Vermont
    Q What is the loudest sport played?
    A Tennis, you can't play without raising a racket


    Q What is the quietist sport played?
    A Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop

    Have a nice day!
     
  2. peapatch

    peapatch Out Of The Brooder

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    Q: What do you call a cow that has no legs and lays on the ground?
    A: Ground beef !!

    Q: What do you call a cow that only has 2 legs and leans?
    A: Lean beef

    Q: What do you call a cow the has given birth?
    A: De-calf-einated

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  3. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

    Apr 1, 2008
    The Sticks, Vermont
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  4. ChickieWhickie

    ChickieWhickie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What did the evil chicken lay?

    Deviled Eggs


    Where do tough chickens come from?

    Hard-Boiled Eggs



    When Chicken Little was killed at the playground, What did the police put down on their report?

    There had been fowl play at the playground.



    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    They kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach.
     
  5. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. lavacaw

    lavacaw Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

    Apr 1, 2008
    The Sticks, Vermont
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  8. Lil Chirp

    Lil Chirp Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q:what do you get when you raise cattle in antarctica?

    A:free ice cream.


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  9. chickencoop31320

    chickencoop31320 Have bator, will hatch

    Sep 24, 2008
    Southeast Georgia
    Q. What do you call a guy who's always laying on your porch infront of your door?

    A. Matt


    Q. What do you call a guy who's always laying in the ditch?

    A. Phil (fill)


    Q. What do you call a dog with no legs???

    A. You don't call him anything, he can't come to you anyways!!!

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  10. Elchick

    Elchick Out Of The Brooder

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    Q.What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
    A. Bob.

    Q. What do you call two men hanging on the wall over your window?
    A. Kurt and Rod.

    Q. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
    A. Cliff.

    Q. What to you call a woman with one leg?
    A. Ileen

    Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
    A. Doug.

    Q.Why was the cannibal expelled?
    A. For buttering up his teacher.

    Q. Why did the tomato blush?
    A. It saw the salad dressing.

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