The Council of Cluckins

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ClucksAndPeeps, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BACKSTORY
    The Cluckins is a giant chestnut horse who has an unconditional love for apple flavored cookies. Cluckins has a gigantic army of orange utensils, who are firm believers in the fact that with great power comes great electricity bill. They are close friends with a pink Minotaur. They are based in the Blue Ridge Mountains. They, too, enjoy songs about eating ice cream with a fork. However, the orange utensils much prefer pork flavor, instead of the cookies and cream flavor that the purple dust bunnies cherish... and this is how the war began.

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    Join Cluckin's army today. Together we will defeat Owlkin's army of EVIL purple dust bunnies.


    DISCLAIMER: This is all a joke. It isn't real. Any and all mean things said on this thread are not meant to offend in any way.
     
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2013
  2. I am confused...
     
  3. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That's the best answer.
     
  4. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    DENY, DENY, DENY.
    DENY EVERYTHING.
     
  5. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    CLUCKINS! You ruffian!

    You are such a liar! You try to sway the peasants into believing that WE are the evil ones, when we are so clearly the opposite!

    roostersandhens, it's a trap! Don't believe a word she says! DENY DENY DENY!
     
  6. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    FOR YOU, CLUCKINS!

     
  7. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    DENY EVERYTHING.
    DENY, DENY, DENY.
    I DENY!!!

    EVIL OWLKINS.
    EVIL OWLKINS.
    EVIL OWLKINS.
     
  8. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! YOU are the evil one! We are trying to save the world from the orange utensils' evilness!
     
  9. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It ain't complicated
    Well, I've grown to hate it
    I never liked the taste of crow but baby I ate it
    They tried to warn me
    They said that you were ornery
    So don't bring me those big brown eyes and tell me that you're sorry
    Well you might as well throw gasoline on a fire
    The way you lie
    You lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor
    And you lie like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
    Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
    It just comes way too natural to you
    The way you lie
    That ain't my perfume
    I bet she had a curfew
    You told me you were out with the boys and baby I believed you
    So why you lookin' so nervous
    You know you're gonna deserve this
    I oughta kill you right now and do the whole wide world a service
    Well my daddy's gonna straighten you out like a piece of wire, like a piece of wire
    The way you lie
    You lie like the man with the slick back hair who sold me that Ford
    And, you lie like a palm tree in the back yard after last month's storm
    Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
    It just comes way too natural to you
    The way you lie
    Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
    I'm gonna drive into the big ol' muddy river
    I'm gonna park my car in the middle of the mile-long bridge
    And then I'm gonna cry well maybe just a little
    Then I'm gonna slip off the ring that you put on my finger
    Give it a big ol' fling and watch it sink
    Down, down, down
    There it's gonna lie
    Until the Lord comes back around
    Because you lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor
    You lie like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
    Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
    It just comes so dang natural to you
    The way you lie
    The way you lie
    Well it's what you do, it's who you are
     
  10. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    TALKING TO YOURSELF, EH? YOU ALWAYS LIKED TO FLAUNT ABOUT HOW INSANE YOU WERE!!!!
     

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