BACKSTORY The Cluckins is a giant chestnut horse who has an unconditional love for apple flavored cookies. Cluckins has a gigantic army of orange utensils, who are firm believers in the fact that with great power comes great electricity bill. They are close friends with a pink Minotaur. They are based in the Blue Ridge Mountains. They, too, enjoy songs about eating ice cream with a fork. However, the orange utensils much prefer pork flavor, instead of the cookies and cream flavor that the purple dust bunnies cherish... and this is how the war began. ~~~ Join Cluckin's army today. Together we will defeat Owlkin's army of EVIL purple dust bunnies. DISCLAIMER: This is all a joke. It isn't real. Any and all mean things said on this thread are not meant to offend in any way.