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The Cryptic Chronicles

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    I'm recording the Private Meassage conversings of the BPA here! Due to certain messages' importance and secrecy, not all messages will be shown...








    Now stop laughing, Lidy!
     
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2012
  2. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Chapter 1.1 --- In which Banny goes about forming the BPA


    Ducks and Banny hens --- NixNoodleNumbat
    (*Message deleted/lost*)


    NixNoodleNumbat --- Ducks and Banny hens
    Hey, Banney-Henny :p ,
    You said I would join your army. I agree, but.... who are we fighting?


    Ducks and Banny hens ---- NixNoodleNumbat
    Lidy's Army (SSSC). And no, I don't know how they are going to attack me, but as of no, my 'Army' (BPA), outnumbers her's 2-1.


    NixNoodleNumbat --- Ducks and Banny hens
    We're gonna beat her!!


    Ducks and Banny hens --- NixNoodleNumbat
    Well, maybe....
    Let's see, she has two members right now ({*} and {*}), and we have four ({*}, {*}, {*} and {*}). But they are still very dangerous. They might even {*gasp*} call us names

    ^Funnypost^


    Ducks and Banny hens --- CochinBrahmaLover
    Hello,
    As you may know, Lidy has formed a bit of an army to attack me very soon, and I'm supposed to recruit my own army. Stop. Would you like to join? Stop

    Sincerely,
    Banny's Protection Agency.


    CochinBrahmaLover ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    Sure!


    NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    I am prepared..... (shows a rack of swords)
     
  3. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Chapter 1.2 --- In which Banny continues to form BPA and the BPA takes it's first strike

    Ducks and Banny hen ---- JerseyGiantFolk
    Hi,
    Are you in Lidy's army yet? If not, how'd you like to be on MY SIDE?

    Banny
    President, Banny's Protection Agency


    JerseyGiantFolk ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    Noooo... I'm not on anyone's side; I'm the camera man!


    Ducks and Banny hens --- Idahoegglover
    It's even stupider than it sounds, believe me... idybityprettylidy has formed a 'society' against me (SSSC; Super Secret Sister's Club) and they're apparently going to attack me in some way soon, so I formed a 'counter-society' in case it's worse than I expected. I know what your thinking. My thought's exactly.... [​IMG] I have no idea what she has in mind...


    Idahoegglover ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    Oh you silly duck lol


    Ducks and Banny hens ---- Multiple
    Alright troupes, :)P), It's basically a lost battle at this thread, but We're gonna retaliate...
    Start ***** to these members:
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    Keep them as short and pointless as possible, send as many as you like. We're going to ******** them so much they won't know what to do until monday! That should give us some time... If everytime we're on here we **** of them, the SSSC will be cracking in no time. Remember, be *****, and try to write things that they probably wouldn't *** to.... This is fun. We already lost, but we're pulling them down with us, too!

    Thank you,

    Banny,
    President, BPA


    CochinBrahmaLover ---- Multiple
    ok i typed-

    random! random! oh random random random!!!!! this is random! this is annoying! this very very strange!! this is random! this is random! this is really really random!! -she sings-
     
  4. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Chapter 1.3 ---- In which Battle breaks out

    CochinBrahmaLover ---- Multiple
    Whoah!!! I'm not gonna fight Kevin565!


    Ducks and Banny hens ---- CochinBrahmaLover
    Let me ** the same thing and they'll get the point...


    CochinBrahmaLover ---- Orpingtons4U
    You switched sides! Traiter!


    Orpingtons4U ---- Multiple
    I am Sorry, Becca made me. She is my best friend.


    CochinBrahmaLover ---- Orpingtons4U
    Yeah she made me, too.


    Orpingtons4U ---- Mutliple
    Wait a minute.... Why am I on the other team's messaging thread thingie?!?


    CochinBrahmaLover ---- Orpingtons4U
    IDK, You're crazy? LOL


    Ducks and Banny hens ---- Orpingtons4U and CochinBrahmaLover
    Mercenaries....


    NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    Anyway, here's what I ****:
    Epic-est song EVER:
    V1
    Oh pie,
    Oh pie,
    Oh why?
    Oh why
    Must you taste so good?
    Chorus
    I like pie and I'm not afraid to show it
    You could tell my mum but she already knows it
    I like pie!
    No, I LOVE pie!
    V2
    One day
    In my bed Iay
    Dreaming of pie
    Yeah, I was dreaming of pie.
    Bridge:
    'Cause I like pie
    No, I love pie
    No, we love pie
    It's our universally common interest!
    Everybody now!
    I love pie,
    We love pie
    We all love pie
    And we're gonna let the whole wide world know!
    Chorus:
    I like pie and I'm not afraid to show it
    You could tell my mum but she already knows it
    I like pie!
    No, I LOVE pie!



    Ducks and Banny hens ---- Multiple
    I love your style, Nix!
    Oh, and thanks to the 2 of you who weren't sold away to Lidy....
     
  5. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Chapter 2.1 --- Countdown and more Recruiting

    Ducks and Banny hens ---- NixNoodleNumbat
    I need your profesional opinion on a special plan I've conducted....

    ************************************************************************************

    What do you think? Good plan? Bad plan?


    NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    Okay. I think I get what you mean(I'm a little slow today).


    NixNoodleNumbat ---- Multiple
    I just sent 35 pms to people asking them to join us!


    Ducks and Banny hens ---- NixNoodleNumbat
    Thanks, Nix!


    NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    You're Welcome. If we're going to win, we need numbers.


    NixNoodleNumbat ---- Ducks and Banny hens
    I dunno if indi has told you, but she's joined our side. I'm still waiting for more replies from the others.
     
  6. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Chapter 2.2 (this post is being reserved for 2.2, but I cannot post it's contents, as they are very important and top-secret. I will probably be posting chapter 3 before 2.2, because the contents of 2.2 will be applicable for quite a while)
     
  7. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    Em's Dungeon
    MUAHAHAHAH!!! you will never beat my amazing plan! no one knows it but me and one very trusted BYC member who is bound to secrecy under pain of torture! WE WILL WIN!!!!
     
  8. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    You mean the amaing pln Woo told me all about? Yeah, good....
     
  9. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    Em's Dungeon
    actually I have a new plan now! I have descovered that I can't trust woo!
     
  10. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Chapter 2.2 -- EDS and Infiltration

    COMING SOON
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2012

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