The Dawn of the Quilins: How the War Began

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by OwlLover, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    (Note: This is actually a true story.)

    For everyone that doesn't understand the Quilin-Cluckins War. Every word is completely, truthfully honest.

    Table of Contents
    • The Battle of the Empires Roleplay
      • The dawn of Purple Dust Bunnies
      • The dawn of the Quilins
      • The birth of the Quilin Having a Tantrum
    • The Quilin Having a Tantrum Grows a Mind of its Own
    • Threads and Battles
      • State a Fact About Yourself
        • The dawn of the Orange Utensils
      • Run With The Pack Roleplay
      • The Band Perry Fan Club Battle
        • The dawn of the Cluckins Army
      • The Ice Cream Song Battle
      • The Council of Quilins & Cluckins
    • Conclusion

    A long, long time ago, there was a user named OwlLover. She was a seasoned RPer, and was well-respected among her peers. Over a year ago, on August 30, 2012 at 9:28 AM Eastern time, she started a roleplay called "The Battle of the Empires". The RP was not very successful at first, but really took off at around November and December of 2012. Months passed, and many members came and went.

    The first major point in the war was created when the commander and creator of the Quilins, miss heny, found a character known as a Kohl in a battle amusing. She called him a "Purple Dust Bunny", as shown here:

     
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  2. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    THE ORANGE UTENSILS ARE SO AWESOME THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY HOW THEY ENDED UP IN AN ORCA'S MOUTH.
     
  3. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It's quite the intriguing story, really. Maybe the chief will choose to reveal it, one day soon.

    For now, the chief shall just stroke the CLUCKIN repeatedly, or maybe hop onto it's back for a nice ride.
     
  4. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    QUILINS ARE MUCH MORE INTRIGUING THAN SOME WORTHLESS ORANGE FORKS AND SPOONS.
     
  5. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    UTENSILS. GAWSH.

    YOU LIE LIKE THE PENNY IN THE PARKING LOT AT THE GROCERY STORE.
     
  6. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    There were no spoons left
    So we had to use a fork
    From last night's pork

    Last night we stayed up till dawn
    Eating our ice cream on the lawn
    In front of a fawn
     
  7. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    YOU LIE LIKE THE MAN WITH THE SLICK BLACK HAIR WHO SOLD ME THAT FORD
     
  8. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Chillin' With My Peeps

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    YOU LIE LIKE THE PRICELESS PERSIAN RUG ON A RICH MAN'S FLOOR
     
  9. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    GOSH CLUCKINS

    THE CORRECT LYRICS ARE

    There were no spoons left
    So we had to use a fork
    To eat our cookies and cream ice cream


    Last night we stayed up till dawn
    Eating our ice cream on the lawn
    In front of a fawn


    QUIT BEING SO LAZY
     
  10. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    TALKING TO YOURSELF
     

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