The Epistle of Banny

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    [Note: This is actually a true story - every word of it. Honest to Tadpole]


    Gather 'Round children. I shall tell you of a bizarre occurence that took purogative long ago. Long ago, there Banny was- That's probably already more than you know -an average BYCist, normal in behaviour, polite, simple, kind, rational. Banny, who had become very respected in the BGS and Ducks forums on BYC, decided to post a joke about breeds on the BGS forum... the Thread got moved to the GJF forum. After the Bessemerian Wars ended, Banny sought out a refuge. He didn't want to be shunned from BYC completely do to his war-crimes. He then remembered the thread that he had made - that got moved to the GJF forum. On the GJF forum he discovered several games in which he indulged in fun ~ namely the Guess the Breed - Chicken game, which he found he was quite good at. While on an Rating game, he met Lidy and Chloe... and Insulted both of them in one blow after a short bit of Bickering. After one more encounter, Lidy approached him and told hem that he was her favourite person on BYC because he was so charming; his bantering was very entertaining. Lidy warned Banny that she would form a society against him. Very quickly, Banny formed the Council of Men. The first IVSD War took place, and Lidy's army won 7 rounds, with only 1 near win for the BPA (Council of Men). The War was locked, and a chat thread was reconviened due apparently to entertainment's sake. It was there that Banny wrote Anekdotus, A2, Anekdota IIV, and 4nekdota, and during the writing of Anekdotus, he was inspired to write the Quotamentagraph. While in the midst of the Quotamentagraph/Anekdota, he discovered that people favoured the more illogical jokes over the puns. As a result, more unreasonable jokes were written more often. Banny later conviened the Council of MEN on a thread [note: this thread has been hijacked for 247 pages]. After the Council was put onto a thread, Banny discovered subplots on the chat thread, and immediately brought the Council of MEN against it. The chat thread hasn't been posted on for 2 months. Gradually, Banny became more bickerative, and had a small group of followers due to his entertaining demeaner. On a thread, however, Chloe and Jersey misinterpretated one of Banny's comments, with disastrous results. They assumed Banny was making a very illogical joke. He wasn't but it inspired him to start posting very bizarre senseless jokes - this was also part of the MoAP. Banny was soon teased for his Randomnity, and to live up to his reputation, he forced himself to bring up very unusual threads. Not the end. Run.
     
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    and yes, I am running!
     
  3. tadpole98

    tadpole98 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    oh wow..
     
  4. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Oops, sorry, I think I meant Jersey, not Chloe.
     
  5. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    That is a LIE LIE LIE LIE!! you sent me the first PM! I didn't approach you! our first PM was:

    Banny: Hi

    Me: Hi. Why did you PM me?
     
  6. * PHEW* plus i don't remember meeting you till awhile after that, so it didn't really make sense..
     
  7. keep going.. why did he PM you??
     
  8. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    he never answered, that was the end of our first conversation :p
     
  9. wwwoooowww :p
     
  10. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    see what a liar he is!!! he said that IIIII aproached him!!!
     

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