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THE Italian Man of His House. With his Italian wife!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by d1, Feb 26, 2011.

  1. d1

    d1 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    THE Italian Man of His House. With his Italian wife!

    Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE
    Man of Your House.'
    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
    need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
    will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
    meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
    going to go upstairs with me and we will do whatever I
    want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
    will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
    will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to
    dress me and comb my hair?'



    His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The funeral director would
    be my first guess.'
     
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2011
  2. Jennings Gamefowl

    Jennings Gamefowl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol funny i needed a laugh today
     
  3. Moabite

    Moabite Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 24, 2010
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    [​IMG] That is funny...

    So what do you call a one armed Italian? Speech impediment.
     
  4. M To The Maxx

    M To The Maxx Baseball+Girls=Life

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  5. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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  6. poultryrox11

    poultryrox11 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol, sounds accurate! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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