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the Joke thread

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Trucker19, Aug 15, 2015.

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  1. Trucker19

    Trucker19 Out Of The Brooder

    I made this thread because I love jokes and I thought it would be fun. So please no inappropriate jokes, no cursing. Thank you and have FUN!!![​IMG]. I will start.



    What do you get when you cross a elephant with a dog.
     
  2. TheLukeMeister

    TheLukeMeister Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I don't know what?
     
  3. Trucker19

    Trucker19 Out Of The Brooder

    A nervous mailman.
     
  4. TheLukeMeister

    TheLukeMeister Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol [​IMG]
    What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
     
  5. Trucker19

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    I dont know what[​IMG]
     
  6. TheLukeMeister

    TheLukeMeister Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It gets toad away
     
  7. Trucker19

    Trucker19 Out Of The Brooder

    Haha[​IMG] I never thought of that one. let me think of a good one right quick.
     
  8. Trucker19

    Trucker19 Out Of The Brooder

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college.
     
  9. TheLukeMeister

    TheLukeMeister Chillin' With My Peeps

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    By son? (I had to think about that for a second;)
    What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
     
  10. Trucker19

    Trucker19 Out Of The Brooder

    I don't know what
     

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