Chapter One tap, tap tap. "Aw looky here, blacky here is still sleeping." came a voice. I grumbled. There was only one person who calls me blacky. Crystal. She is a snobbish white rock, always picking on me. I slowly gathered my legs under me. Suddenly I jumped up, chirping a high peep. Screeching, crystal jumped at least six inches in the air, then landed on her stomach. "GIRLS!" she screamed. Two gold buff oringtons came out from behind her. "get me up! now!" she huffed. they struggled for awhile but couldn't get her up. all the while i was laughing my beak off. out of the blue, my BCF (best chicken friend), belle (bay yu) popped up behind crystal. "well well well. Looks like SOMEBODY needs a peck to get going." "w-w-what do you mean?" Crystal stuttered. Her eyes widened. "You wouldn't!" She pipped. "i would!" bella cheeped. "one...two....three....HERE GOES!" She swung her head around and pecked Crystal sharply in the behind. Crystal screamed and bolted up. a lone pine shaving floated down on top of her head. She huffed through her nose, sending it onto her beak. "aaachoooooo!" she sneezed sending her into the water dish. meanwhile, bella and i were dying of laughter. Crystal marched off. "she looks madder then a wet hen!" Bella chirped. "that's because she IS a wet hen!!" That sent us into another fit of giggles. It wasn't very often we scored on crystal, but when we did, it was worthwhile! If you like it, i'll continue!!!