The "long" jokes thread

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by lvchicken, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. lvchicken

    lvchicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 1, 2011
    Post your weird and fun "long" jokes here! [​IMG]

    I'll start:

    Jimmy's math teacher said: "If you have one dollar, and your father gives you another dollar, how many would you have?"
    "One," said Jimmy.
    "You don't know your math."
    "You don't know my father."

    Now I want to hear YOUR "long" jokes! I'm in the mood for a good laugh [​IMG]
     
  2. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    A circle and a cone are having an argument. What did the triangle say to defend the cone?
    "You know, circle, he's got a point."
     
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  3. lvchicken

    lvchicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 1, 2011
    [​IMG] More! [​IMG]
     
  4. WhiteMountainsRanch

    WhiteMountainsRanch Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch:

    "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says she cannot tell. They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says:

    "Hey Woody, you're a tree expert. Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

    "That is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into."

    Wipe that smile off your face.​
     
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  5. Quote:Wipe that smile off your face.

    uhhhhhhhhhhh, no offence, but are you sure thats appropriate?
     
  6. WhiteMountainsRanch

    WhiteMountainsRanch Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I don't know if it is or isn't I just thought it was funny.
     
  7. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    I don't see any bad words, although I get the meaning behind it [​IMG]
     
  8. luvinmychickens

    luvinmychickens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 15, 2011
    Ohio
    ray's two cents :

    I don't see any bad words, although I get the meaning behind it [​IMG]

    x2. If the mods think it's inappropriate, they'll take it off. We don't need to discuss it. [​IMG]
     
  9. Tashi

    Tashi Out Of The Brooder

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    Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?

    A: Four: Two in front, two in back

    Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?

    A: None. It’s full of elephants.

    Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?

    A: Along the M4 and and across the Severn Bridge.

    Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

    A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

    Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

    A: When you can’t close the door.

    Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

    A: When there is a Mini parked outside.
     
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  10. magistradomina

    magistradomina Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 6, 2010
    Where I live.
    Haha! [​IMG]
     

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