Post your weird and fun "long" jokes here! I'll start: Jimmy's math teacher said: "If you have one dollar, and your father gives you another dollar, how many would you have?" "One," said Jimmy. "You don't know your math." "You don't know my father." Now I want to hear YOUR "long" jokes! I'm in the mood for a good laugh
A circle and a cone are having an argument. What did the triangle say to defend the cone? "You know, circle, he's got a point."
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says she cannot tell. They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says: "Hey Woody, you're a tree expert. Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies: "That is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into." Wipe that smile off your face.
ray's two cents : I don't see any bad words, although I get the meaning behind it x2. If the mods think it's inappropriate, they'll take it off. We don't need to discuss it.
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini? A: Four: Two in front, two in back Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini? A: None. Its full of elephants. Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini? A: Along the M4 and and across the Severn Bridge. Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator? A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out. Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator? A: When you cant close the door. Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator? A: When there is a Mini parked outside.
