Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by lvchicken, Oct 20, 2011.

1. ### lvchickenChillin' With My Peeps

Feb 1, 2011
Post your weird and fun "long" jokes here!

I'll start:

Jimmy's math teacher said: "If you have one dollar, and your father gives you another dollar, how many would you have?"
"One," said Jimmy.
"You don't know my father."

Now I want to hear YOUR "long" jokes! I'm in the mood for a good laugh

Aug 25, 2011
A circle and a cone are having an argument. What did the triangle say to defend the cone?
"You know, circle, he's got a point."

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Feb 1, 2011
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4. ### WhiteMountainsRanchChillin' With My Peeps

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says she cannot tell. They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beech.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says:

"Hey Woody, you're a tree expert. Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

"That is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker into."

Wipe that smile off your face.​

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5. ### Chickenrandomness.

Sep 13, 2009
Stanley, North Dakota
Quote:Wipe that smile off your face.

uhhhhhhhhhhh, no offence, but are you sure thats appropriate?

6. ### WhiteMountainsRanchChillin' With My Peeps

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I don't know if it is or isn't I just thought it was funny.

7. ### Fierlin1182powered-flight

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I don't see any bad words, although I get the meaning behind it

8. ### luvinmychickensChillin' With My Peeps

Jun 15, 2011
Ohio
ray's two cents :

I don't see any bad words, although I get the meaning behind it

x2. If the mods think it's inappropriate, they'll take it off. We don't need to discuss it.

9. ### TashiOut Of The Brooder

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Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?

A: Four: Two in front, two in back

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?

A: None. Its full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?

A: Along the M4 and and across the Severn Bridge.

Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?

A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When you cant close the door.

Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?

A: When there is a Mini parked outside.

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10. ### magistradominaChillin' With My Peeps

Mar 6, 2010
Where I live.
Haha!