The New Preamble To The Constitution

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Quail_Antwerp, Sep 8, 2008.

  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    deleted. Sorry everyone.
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2008
  2. fowltemptress

    fowltemptress Frugal Fan Club President

    Jan 20, 2008
    Okay . . . some good ones and some silly ones, the most obvious of which is the last one. I guess you could say IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage if you only want to go back as far as 1957 . . .
  3. redoak

    redoak Songster

    Feb 27, 2008
    Russia, NY
  4. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
  5. eggzettera

    eggzettera Songster

    As a Canadian I really don't get Article V - no reasonable person expects it for free but how about affordable for the average joe?

    Health insurance in Alberta is $44/month single person $88 for a family. Extra tax is put on things like alcohol & cigarettes so its more "user" pay.....

    The standard of care maybe lower then a wealthy American would expect but it sure beats the lack of care an unisured person expects.

    Corporations rule the medical industry & they sure don't have your best interest @ heart, it's all about the $ that is their mandated agenda, to seperate you from your $ - they sure don't need your help.....
  6. I seen this same thing when Jason was deployed over seas...Except I think this one is a little bit cleaner compared to the one I seen then....

    I love the part about the screwdriver in the eye!!!!! [​IMG]
  7. Fowl-Language

    Fowl-Language Songster

    Mar 10, 2008
    Longview, WA
    Color me offended.

    I have worked with low income, disenfranchised people for my entire nursing career (most of them white and English-speaking, by the way) and although this type of baloney makes some people wallow in their own self-righteousness, in the end it degrades EVERYBODY'S humanity. Remarkably, not too many people actually choose to live in the circumstances they are in. If you've never had to, thank your lucky stars, you have NO idea what you're talking about.

    WWJD indeed.
  8. annmarie

    annmarie Songster

    Nov 20, 2007
    I wish I hadn't seen that. Now I feel like crap. [​IMG] The dumb thing is, if it weren't for the opening of the "joke" I wouldn't have had a clue the intended nastiness of the joke was against liberals, as I agree with a very large portion of the "preambles". The truth is, liberals and conservatives are really not as different as Rush Limbaugh and various Fox News personalities need to make them out to be in order collect their big paychecks. Jokes like these prove how impressionable and naive some people are.
  9. Reinbeau

    Reinbeau The Teapot Underground

    I particularly like Article II - and the irony of some of the responses! [​IMG]
  10. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    Quote:As I said, it wasn't meant to offend, but since it has obviously offended more than one I realize it was in poor taste of me to post this here.
    I will edit it out and delete it.
    Please accept my apology.

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