The Office and Favorite Quotes !!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gottalovemychickens, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. gottalovemychickens

    gottalovemychickens SaveAChickenRideACowboy

    Dwight Schrute:

    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
  2. ksct

    ksct Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 23, 2009
    upstate, NY
    thank you for posting this!!!! and the topic! this show is AMAZING and very dry humor and I LOVE LOVE LOVE it! DH thinks its a stupid show. and Dwights quote, HALARIOUS! i just watched a repeat of that episode not long ago. Made me laugh reading it!

    Michael Scott: "that's what she said" (after anything and everything inappropriate.)

    Michael Scott: "Fool me once, strike 1. Fool me twice, strike 3"

    There are soooo many more I will have to think about them! hope to read more of them!
  3. gottalovemychickens

    gottalovemychickens SaveAChickenRideACowboy

    I know the show is just great , i have all the seasons and can watch it every single day !!!

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