The Office and Favorite Quotes !!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gottalovemychickens, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. gottalovemychickens

    gottalovemychickens SaveAChickenRideACowboy

    Dwight Schrute:

    What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
     
  2. ksct

    ksct Chillin' With My Peeps

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    thank you for posting this!!!! and the topic! this show is AMAZING and very dry humor and I LOVE LOVE LOVE it! DH thinks its a stupid show. and Dwights quote, HALARIOUS! i just watched a repeat of that episode not long ago. Made me laugh reading it!

    Michael Scott: "that's what she said" (after anything and everything inappropriate.)

    Michael Scott: "Fool me once, strike 1. Fool me twice, strike 3"

    There are soooo many more I will have to think about them! hope to read more of them!
     
  3. gottalovemychickens

    gottalovemychickens SaveAChickenRideACowboy

    I know the show is just great , i have all the seasons and can watch it every single day !!!
     

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