You better bite your tongue young lady, I turn 70 in January!Hey, you are not that far behind me, kiddo!
Elder. I am an Elder woman. You just wait you little whipper snapper till you are my age and somebody calls you elderly Why you will be beatin' them over the head with your walker! Kids now a days just don't have no respect for their elders goin around with all thier sass. Why when I was their age if I talked like that to somebody older than me I'da had a switch taken after me. No respect I tell ya they got no respect!
Ahh come on guys! It's Monday! Lighten up!