The Power Of The Badge...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by jonesgirl, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. jonesgirl

    jonesgirl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ADEA Officer Stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.' The old Rancher says, 'OK, but do not go in to that field over there' as he points out the location.
    THe DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge & proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... on any land. No Questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do You understand?'

    The old rancher nods Politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA Officer running for his life chased close behind by the Old ranchers prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get horned before he reaches safety.

    The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......







    YOUR BADGE, SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!!

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    haha Me and my DH were so cracking up at this!! It was in our local paper
     
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  2. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

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  3. warmfuzzies

    warmfuzzies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. Ugly Cowboy

    Ugly Cowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL Neat!!! [​IMG]
     
  5. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. wolfie

    wolfie Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] I think I know that farmer and his Bull! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. briana1975

    briana1975 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I like that I will have to remember it.[​IMG]:lau:gig
     
  10. Hellvagirl

    Hellvagirl Out Of The Brooder

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    [​IMG] thats a good one
     

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