The reason I was late for school is .....

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by FisherMOM, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. FisherMOM

    FisherMOM Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 7, 2008
    Bergen, NY
    'Late again,' the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. 'It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this 'one on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!'

    Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Sammy what he meant by that. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.

    'You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote. The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma; 'That darn coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!'' 'Stay back,' he whispered to all us kids.

    He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that double barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with coyote on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and comes sneakin' up behind Daddy. Then as we all looked on plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his cold nose on Daddy's butt !

    'Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'
     
  2. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    ROFLMAO!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. WisconsinChick

    WisconsinChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] wait...? i dont get it
     
  5. farmgirlie1031

    farmgirlie1031 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 26, 2008
    IA
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  6. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    I think that belongs in the predator section under how not to deal with predators.

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  7. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    Quote:Picture a man with a shotgun pointed into the henhouse. He has it all level and he's getting ready to shoot. All of the sudden a dog (remember, he's after a coyote) sticks its cold nose in his butt. He jumps, pulls the trigger....shoots all the chickens....and they have to clean them to eat so they don't go to waste....LOL!!!!
     
  8. WisconsinChick

    WisconsinChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:Picture a man with a shotgun pointed into the henhouse. He has it all level and he's getting ready to shoot. All of the sudden a dog (remember, he's after a coyote) sticks its cold nose in his butt. He jumps, pulls the trigger....shoots all the chickens....and they have to clean them to eat so they don't go to waste....LOL!!!!

    ok...wow...
     

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