I have done the research. I can look back across the decades now and the answer is finally clear to me. I've traveled to the remote corners of the earth and endured danger, hunger, weariness and cold. I have sought out wizened elders, sat at their feet, and listened to the wisdom of the ages. I have studied the great philosophers and quietly waited for enlightenment in the loneliest of places. Now, after a lifetime of seeking, as the shadows begin to lengthen, the answer finally came to me like a blinding flash of light during this weekend's camping trip. I will share it with my BYC brothers and sisters: Hot water. Tea in the morning and a shower at night.