The things I never thought I'd say...

Discussion in 'Family Life - Stories, Pictures & Updates' started by eenie114, Jun 2, 2011.

  1. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    "Joshua! Quit asking the three-year-old rhetorical questions! [​IMG] "

    Yep, just a normal day here on All-Kinds Farm. [​IMG]

    "Evelyn, what is 25+25+25?"
    "Um, yes. Really." This was from Bunji.

    "Can somebody please put me in a cage?" This from Lumpy. With PLEASURE!

    Anybody else find themselves saying things that out of context sound really weird?
  2. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

    Nov 9, 2007
    SW Arkansas
    No, cuz I say plenty of things IN context that are weird. [​IMG]

    I've been having a little trouble with the correct words lately. Last night I told DH that a dear BYC friend had left for vacation in Romanavania [​IMG]
  3. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap

    Well last night it was me hollering "Micro leave the bunnies carrots alone!!!" Like the dog speaks English.
  4. BarefootMom

    BarefootMom Songster

    Jul 20, 2010
    Half Way, Missouri
    Chickens get out of my house!

    (DH left the back door open for a few seconds and I had 7 of my layers in my house in no time! They made a HUGE mess in my kitchen-broke 3 glasses, knocked over a full sack of flour, and pooped on my countertops before we got them all out!)
  5. MeatKing

    MeatKing Songster

    "Take the on you touch" My Mom always used to say this.. Drove me nuts..

    yup I tell my kids that now.. lol I don't want their germs in everyones food..
  6. annabananaandfamily

    annabananaandfamily Songster

    May 6, 2011
    "McKenzie, let your sister out of the dog crate!"
    (to my 3 yr old regarding her 1 yr old sister)
  7. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Quote:[​IMG] See, at our house it would be, "Let your sister have her turn in the dog crate!"
  8. annabananaandfamily

    annabananaandfamily Songster

    May 6, 2011
    Yeah, its like a magical play land for them usually. Their favorite place to play...but today she locked her in there when I went to the bathroom so she wouldn't steal her food....
    Or how about this one...
    "Leah, please stop riding the dog"
  9. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

    Jul 7, 2007
    Middle TN
    "Lily, honey, do NOT bite the cow on the nose!" (said to the dog who I think really does speak english)
  10. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    I can hear the dog. ''I'm just trying to give her a nose piercing! [​IMG] '' [​IMG]

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