The things I never thought I'd say...

[eenie114]

"Joshua! Quit asking the three-year-old rhetorical questions!

"

Yep, just a normal day here on All-Kinds Farm.

"Evelyn, what is 25+25+25?"
"75."
"REALLY?!"
"Um, yes. Really." This was from Bunji.

"Can somebody please put me in a cage?" This from Lumpy. With PLEASURE!


Anybody else find themselves saying things that out of context sound really weird?

 

[gritsar]

No, cuz I say plenty of things IN context that are weird.

I've been having a little trouble with the correct words lately. Last night I told DH that a dear BYC friend had left for vacation in Romanavania

 

[debilorrah]

Well last night it was me hollering "Micro leave the bunnies carrots alone!!!" Like the dog speaks English.

 

[BarefootMom]

Chickens get out of my house!

(DH left the back door open for a few seconds and I had 7 of my layers in my house in no time! They made a HUGE mess in my kitchen-broke 3 glasses, knocked over a full sack of flour, and pooped on my countertops before we got them all out!)

 

[MeatKing]

"Take the on you touch" My Mom always used to say this.. Drove me nuts..

yup I tell my kids that now.. lol I don't want their germs in everyones food..

 

[annabananaandfamily]

"McKenzie, let your sister out of the dog crate!"
(to my 3 yr old regarding her 1 yr old sister)

 

[eenie114]

Quote:

See, at our house it would be, "Let your sister have her turn in the dog crate!"

 

[annabananaandfamily]

Yeah, its like a magical play land for them usually. Their favorite place to play...but today she locked her in there when I went to the bathroom so she wouldn't steal her food....
Or how about this one...
"Leah, please stop riding the dog"

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

"Lily, honey, do NOT bite the cow on the nose!" (said to the dog who I think really does speak english)

 

[eenie114]

I can hear the dog. ''I'm just trying to give her a nose piercing!

''