THE ULTIMATE CHICKEN!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Justino, Sep 14, 2008.

  1. Justino

    Justino ♪♫ Rockin' Rooster ♪♫

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    LOL so heres how it goes, say what ur ultimate dream chicken would be like....mine would be

    a barred rock with silkie feathers and a striped beard and muffs with EEs goofy eyes [​IMG]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Colored Egg Farmer

    Colored Egg Farmer Chicken overload

    my ultimate chicken would be one that hatches on command... and lays on command too [​IMG]
     
  3. Justino

    Justino ♪♫ Rockin' Rooster ♪♫

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    Quote:lol u forgot u got to choose its gender to be a pullet too right? [​IMG]
     
  4. Colored Egg Farmer

    Colored Egg Farmer Chicken overload

    Quote:lol u forgot u got to choose its gender to be a pullet too right? [​IMG]

    fine it willl be a white pullet... and it will lay a brown egg [​IMG]
     
  5. Justino

    Justino ♪♫ Rockin' Rooster ♪♫

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    Quote:lol u forgot u got to choose its gender to be a pullet too right? [​IMG]

    fine it willl be a white pullet... and it will lay a brown egg [​IMG]

    LOL
     
  6. Justino

    Justino ♪♫ Rockin' Rooster ♪♫

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    oh yeah and i forgot with mine it is house trained [​IMG] and cleans up after it self [​IMG]
     
  7. Chicken_Lover4567

    Chicken_Lover4567 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Mine would be a Partridge rock with awesome feathered feet, beards, muffs...a humongo comb if it was a roo...and eggs that are always fertile..and it goes broody when I say so. [​IMG]
     
  8. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator Staff Member

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    My ultimate chicken would be a giant Salmon Faverolle-esque rooster the size of a Black Jersey Giant, with a huge single comb and clean wattles and feathered legs and feet. His sickles and saddle feathers would drag behind him like a Phoenix roo's. He would be extremely large, fluffy, and very, very friendly. He would have the classic rooster crow.
     
  9. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Mine would be the best Sumatra ever. That means the Sumatra that best conforms to the Standard of Perfection. Oh and it has to hate standard Cochins [​IMG].
     
  10. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    HUGE cochin-esque Silkie JG with a rose comb and blue eggs.
     

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