Let me introduce you all to my beloved "Blanche" so aptly named after the chicken in the movie "The Whole TEN Yards" Quite unfortunately, she left me all too soon, but there are oh so many memories of her ! Blanche is/was an Easter Egger... not just any EE but my #1 girl and from my first flock of birds 3 years ago. Hands down the coolest chicken to this day. I could literally do anything to her, including a game called "putting bunny ears on the easter egger on easter sunday !" Im sure everyone has had at least one bird that always stood out among the rest, Blanche was mine !
For those of you that scrolled past her picture and are still wondering what the hay does the movie "The Whole TEN Yards" have to do with this bird ? I leave you with this....
Jimmy Tudeski: Oh no! Look it! Blanche!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: This is Blanche. You killed her.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry.
Jimmy Tudeski: Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Something bad already has happened; Cynthia's been kidnapped!
Jimmy Tudeski: Blanche, put down in her prime...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: He names his chickens! You name your chickens?
[Jimmy runs away crying]
Jimmy Tudeski: WAAAHHHH! Blanche! You're DEAD!
For those of you that scrolled past her picture and are still wondering what the hay does the movie "The Whole TEN Yards" have to do with this bird ? I leave you with this....
Jimmy Tudeski: Oh no! Look it! Blanche!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: Consuelo! Xerxes! Alert the others! There's been a tragedy!
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Who's Blanche?
Jimmy Tudeski: This is Blanche. You killed her.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry.
Jimmy Tudeski: Go home, Oz. Go home before something bad happens.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Something bad already has happened; Cynthia's been kidnapped!
Jimmy Tudeski: Blanche, put down in her prime...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: He names his chickens! You name your chickens?
[Jimmy runs away crying]
Jimmy Tudeski: WAAAHHHH! Blanche! You're DEAD!

